Saturday, August 15, 2009

HI MY NAME IS HONOLULU LOLLIPOP.


hello, i am 89.i bake raspberries for a living.tomorrow im going to pick pineapples and can you please buy me a hat? tomorrow i will clean my wardrobe and get dentures. i drink wine every afternoon. i drink whiskey everytime i need to break an ankle and remind people of my existence. the scar on your face is hot. I FORGOT SOMETHING I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS AND OFTEN LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING I DO.

no really, it is hot. get me some whiskey again.

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