today im not funny.

look around you and everyone is breaking up. everyone is speaking of masturbation like its destroying the endangered species. everyone is too vodka, and they want it flavoured and this particular brand and no no, neat but lets puke some onto our own new clothes. today i dissed a boy who was trying to diss me for having no money and then tried to give me a back massage later. you know what happens when you go back in time? you want to slap yourself and point and laugh and see yourself naked.sonography ew. xray with stinky gowns ew.